true love

me: waaah waaah

don't break my heart, kent weaver.

Kental: NO worries love

I love you too much to do anything to hurt you

plus its way easier since we will never be copulating

me: yeah.

never say never

haha

Kental: unless of course, years and years down the road we cant find anyone to have our children so we just have a kid cause we would know how sweet that child would be

hahaha

me: totes

i'm still not giving up on the idea of all of us kent kids giving up conventional marriage and living in some new age hippy(ster) commune in the country some where in europe

that's my dream.

Kental: hahaha, its a good one!

me: i'm totally not joking either, sadly

i just want to have kids. i don't give a fuck if i'm married

Kental: i mean, why would we want anyone entering into our friend circle and ruining our bond. We need to keep our children in the Gnar Blood Line

me: and if we say we're a cult we don't have to pay taxes

SWEET

hahahaha

Kental: Yeah! I mean, I would prefer to have a wife if I have a child, but as long as there is a dual partnership, or a second income to help pay for the kid's schooling I am cool with that

me: god we suck.

Kental: haha

me: or even better, some damn hippy commune to raise the children together.

just think, ben and snoots can be our hunters!

Kental: haha, that could work, possibly, although do you want stevo taking care of your child...

me: you can be our gatherer (you dirty hippy vegan)

nah, i'll raise the kids, that will be my contribution

Kental: haha, yeah, and I can also make bullets for them with my certified gnome bullet making kit

ok, deal

me: hahahaha

god i love you.

Kental: Becky can knit us all our clothing

me: becky can knit our clthing

hahaha

Kental: oh god

hahahahaha

me: so fucking hilarious

remind me why again we're friends

oh yeah...

(see above)

Kental: hahaha

brilliant minds dont think alike, they think the same

Kental: but yeah, I can definitely deal with gardening

me: you would. you gnome.

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now, get back to work! -b

wednesday mornings.

10:05 AM
kent: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/14/adolf-hitler-campbell-tak_n_157787.html
me: ha thats ridiculous
kent: We should change our names but to be completely unique, combine all of our names into one
you are Rebanwil and I am Kanspenwe
we will be famous
me: what? you are ridiculous
kent: well I mean, its all about sex appeal
and I need some more of it
me: haha okay jim
…but i could use some too
i dont know if rebanwil is the way to go about it though
kent: no I am certain
your friends can still call you by your nick name "rebecca" but the rest of the world will know "Rebanwil"
and you will be loved my many
but not me
me: i dont like rebecca!!
kent: haha
me: haha
kent: Well, anne?
I dunno, Anne doesnt fit you
me: thats why i go with becky. duh
kent: So I am going to call you Becky Rebanwil Williams
me: so weird
kent: well its either that or Thunder Pussy
or the other one, which I wont mention here
me: good honestly, im a bigger fan of thunder pussy. Sadly
kent: i know i know I am a big fan of it too...
kent: Vladimir Lenin Baldeschwiler
I think brooke wins
Grigori Rasputin Baldeschwiler
oooh
they both sound amazing
me: those arent her names
kent: no, those would be her kids names
me: fair enough. sushi time!

Funny Shit

Saturday Afternoon Conversation with Brooke:
so funny!

wow i love the Black Keys so much

hahaha

Brooke: they give me a huge boner

Caitlin: gagagag, god hahahaha

Brooke: they make me grow a penis, and get a huge boner jejeje

Caitlin: HAHAHAHA

Brooke: (add that to our publication)
my tongue is going to be invasive tonight

Caitlin: first blog post, hahahahhaha, french invasion

brooke: my little napoleon, boner-apart

Caitlin:HAHHAHHA

brooke: yeah, that was a stretch, haha, glad i got the good reaction
gchat with me FOREVER!



Caitlin: yeah. maybe he will just be a friend i do it with. hes just too eager to hang out....i need someone to be a shit head

brooke: no you dont, you just need someone to bang

brooke: you need to build up some sexual confidence (and have fun doing it)

Caitlin: i am so stand offish...its annoying yet funny, i throw up so many barriers, i need to stop doing that

brooke:
but you need to keep dancing like a hoochie momma

Caitlin:HAHAHAHHA, so horrible i would be the biggest whore if i didnt have insane morals

Brooke: i know you want this guy to be your first
http://www.flickr.com/photos/storyspinn/740725716

Caitlin: i need external speakers
oh my god, god New Jersey
but oh my god. that guy...could you imagine the pain. ewwwww
what if frenchy wipped out a puff the magic dragon ding?

Brooke i'd high five it, then go for a mythical ride

Caitlin:hahahahaha, ok need to start this blog

brooke: what should we call it

Caitlin: I dont know